Friday, March 17, 2006

My New Toy

I'm venturing from my normal stories, but I just simply must share. Have you ever cum so hard that you thought you might just die from the experience?

I've had a couple of weeks of just over the top horniness. I mean I'm just rolling in it. The thoughts of a nice hard cock are seriously consuming me. I won't mislead you. I've gotten off alone several times, damn near daily, but my alone orgasms just aren't as good as my with-someone-else orgasms.

Today I got a new toy. A wonderful new toy. I might just be in love with my new toy. Our first time was so wonderful. He's lifelike and soft and flexible and long and hard and oh so wonderful. Did I mention that he's wonderful?

It took us a few minutes to aquaint ourselves. I was a little shy. He was a little uncertain as to what to do first, then next. Before long though we were old friends. He took me to a new level. He took me to that place that usually only a real dick can take me. Now don't misunderstand, I'm not giving up the real dick. Let's not get hasty, but right now I'm very, very satisified. I hope it will last me a while or at least until tomorrow.

3 Comments:

Blogger Spirit57 said...

Too funny ....
Okay ...so what makes this toy so much better than the rest?
My bride is looking over my shoulder, reading your post, with keen interest!

18/3/06 8:18 PM  
Blogger littlebtx said...

Hummmm... I want one as likable as that one... But with vibration! :D

19/3/06 7:24 AM  
Blogger Tashe said...

That piece of business you got using wherever? That shit look good...I've been waiting for inspiration...

Thanks.

How can you not fall in love when YOU, YOU just got yourself off in the mostest of ways with this TOOL that DOESN"T EVEN HAVE TO VIBRATE!

Fuck that, I'd be in love too!

I like your style Lady...you really wrote that piece well...

This is our second time...

~Tashe

(Don't freak out on me, I'm no stalker, I just love to practice writing, and I love innuendo, and I Love whimsy and I love to hear "THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT!"

Especially from strangers who are writing good shit...

Yours is some good shit...

28/3/06 10:55 PM  

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